mother load
genitally altered food
Dying from smoke installation
The underlining problem
A hallow victory
Tuba toothpaste
Tension span (variant spelling: intention span)
Same few people bittering (instead of "bickering")
Stare-crazy
No rest for the wary
Looked at him all google-eyed
Buttoning down the hatches
An exercise in fertility
We need an escape goat
Guide gods
A left-hander has a greater chance of being wounded in the heart during various kinds of physical alterations*
*what makes this doubly amusing is that it was contributed by a transgendered person
Gave [someone] free reign
A two-prawn approach
He won't last, he's just a flash in the pants
Our company is like a living orgasm
I was a shoe-in to qualify for Mensa
What we need is a central suppository for data
Don't change hearses in midstream
It's not rocking science
We need some kids' music that isn't wretch-inducing
Eligible for the excellerated classes
Paralyzed from the waste down
Designed to please a young person's palette
That's the flaw in the ointment
Glad to see you wizening up
Sockpiled
Whithering away
My curiosity is aroused
Flag-waiving
Regardez view
Torn in the side
Pass mustard
Indicted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Illicit responses (instead of "elicit")
I shutter to think....
Fuses new life
Do I have the right to tell you how many children to bare?
breaking into a cantor
peach and quiet
silver plaited serving dish
Attending were Peter and quest
death-throws
pour over the facts
Have Super Bowl commercials lost their cache?
hairy chestnut
behavior mortification
the dye is cast
osculating fan
crowing achievement
long winding reports
Red Bull helps with memory laps
in grade school, some boys view girls as having cuties
all intensive purposes
To the extent you believe there exists a political machine, the only saving grace is that power is still somewhat disbursed.
I was about to blow a casket
viscous rumor
you are all in bed with a rouge elephant
non-pulsed
deep seeded obsession
waive the white flag